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Laufhaus Theresienfeld: The best reason to take the A2 southbound
Hi there, you horny sock from Intimcity.at!
You know the situation: Monday morning, the boss is in a bad mood again, the subway smells of someone else's armpit sweat and suddenly you think: "I really need a blonde from Romania rather than this Excel report."
Welcome to Laufhaus Theresienfeld - probably the most relaxed place between Wiener Neustadt and your next orgasm.
Address for the GPS (and for your ex's divorce papers):
Wiener Straße 123, 2752 Theresienfeld
(There are plenty of parking spaces - even more than at a Rapid home game)
Directly to the girls gallery and all information (click before the boss catches you):
👉 www.laufhaus-theresienfeld.at
From Vienna, you'll be there faster than your girlfriend can ask "Where have you been?":
- By car: A2 down towards Graz, exit Wiener Neustadt West, then another 10 minutes. From the Vienna city limits to the parking lot: a good 35-45 minutes.
- By train for the eco-heroes: Südbahn to Wiener Neustadt main station, then regional bus 1 or 2 in the direction of Felixdorf/Theresienfeld (stop "Theresienfeld Ortsmitte" - 3 minutes on foot). Total approx. 50-60 minutes from Vienna Central Station.
- Bonus tip: If someone asks you, just say "To the therapy dog in Theresienfeld". Sounds serious and isn't even a complete lie.
Open: Daily 10:00 - 23:00
Even if you wake up at 10:03 and think "Shit, I haven't planned anything today", there's always something going on here. It's like the McDrive of erotica - only with fewer calories and more happy endings.
What to expect (apart from a big grin afterwards):
No entrance fee, stroll through the aisles like in a supermarket, only instead of yogurt there are hot women on the shelves.
Typical dialog:
You: "Hello, what does... uh... love cost?"
She: "50 euros for 20 minutes, 100 for an hour, and I'll do the washing up for 200."
(The latter was a lie, but you can dream)
The most important house rules (so you don't get kicked out like a drunken uncle at a wedding):
- From 18 (ID required!)
- Showers are compulsory - this is Austria, not the Middle Ages
- Wear a condom, otherwise you won't be allowed in
- Cell phones off, photos prohibited
- Be nice. No "Can't it be cheaper?"
Why Theresienfeld is simply awesome:
- Room cleaner than your pad after the last cleaning day of 2019
- Girls from around the world - UN with less talking and more moaning
- No forced consumption, no "another piccolo for €15"
- Then just leave, without any "When will we meet again?" drama
In short: the place where your "I have a headache" suddenly becomes a lie - by choice.
So, click on the link above, check out the current girls and off you go to Theresienfeld. Your best piece already says "Thank you!"
Stay horny, stay safe and don't forget: put on a condom before the neighbors ask "Who was that screaming?"
Published on December 07, 2025
Team Intimcity 🥒💦